Bort Hat Chubuw Iteus was the result of a syndrome that happens occasionally with Year 3 classes, whereby the poor young pupil has clearly intended to write down on their piece of paper a title, the spelling of which is beyond their abilities. In such instances the child in question can never remember what they meant to write, and the rest of the class (who usually don't know who wrote it) find the end result hilarious.
When asked to choose a celebrity for my demonstration strip these groups plumped for Simon Cowell (as per), Lionel Messi, Selena Gomez, Joey Essex, Katy Perry and Michael J Fox.
Kev F Sutherland, as well as writing and drawing Pansy Potter, Bananaman, Biffo The Bear et al in The Beano, runs Comic Art Masterclasses in schools, libraries and art centres - email for details, and follow him on Facebook and Twitter. He's been writing and drawing comics for 25 years, he must know something.