It is a bit too complicated, and not funny enough (indeed it's a rare script where I can't find a gag I could re-use somewhere else but this, I fear, has no hidden gems). Plus it hinges on a photo which the readers wouldn't have seen, and which the Beano probably couldn't get the rights to run. So it's one for the blog and for posterity. And here's that photo again if you missed it.
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